Sand a mushroom... Ring McDonald’s and complain about the food... Write a book about a previous life... Polish the ceiling... Plait your dog’s hair... Wash a tree. Bored to tears? On the bus, in a lecture, at home or at work, let’s face it: life can be mind-numbingly boring sometimes. Brighten up your drab and wholly pointless life and waste away vital hours with these brainless and completely daft things to do.