The number of students attending Britain’s universities and institutes of higher education stands at a whopping one million. More students means more lazy, messy little buggers dirtying up your living space and, most alarmingly, using your crockery and stealing your Jaffa Cakes. While you’re dreading the mountains of coursework, the hardest lesson you will ever have to learn is how to survive the nasty habits of other students. Discover how to safeguard your precious jar of dried basil, deal with bathroom nasties and watch daytime television in pure, clean peace with this practical and informative guide that should be top of every student’s reading list. Salma Conway proves that it’s possible to survive the student kitchen, protect your belongings, and come out on the other side with your health and sanity intact.